What would you do if you could become an Avatar? Well, if you were Josh, you would use your Avatar to sleep with women. The problem is, Josh’s Avatar machine doesn’t make a good looking Avatar – especially since he used rat embryonic fluids to create it. Fortunately, Justin’s employee happens to be an actor – and Justin’s employee’s girlfriend happens to believe the Josh is him playing a part. Ah…who gives a fuck about plots, anyway. The point is – it’s fucking hilarious.
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Everyone’s talking about how much of a breakthrough in film technology this is.
“Computer generated characters having sex will never be real- it’s way too weird- it will never be arousing- it’s just weird.”
THE BOTTOM LINE: Thanks to Jimmy Cameron, all dorks, geeks and perverts of the world can unite to make higher quality computer-generated porn.