What would you do if you could become an Avatar? Well, if you were Josh, you would use your Avatar to sleep with women. The problem is, Josh’s Avatar machine doesn’t make a good looking Avatar – especially since he used rat embryonic fluids to create it. Fortunately, Justin’s employee happens to be an actor – and Justin’s employee’s girlfriend happens to believe the Josh is him playing a part. Ah…who gives a fuck about plots, anyway. The point is – it’s fucking hilarious.
Everyone’s talking about how much of a breakthrough in film technology this is.
It is a breakthrough in technology and I’ll tell you why – but first I gotta tell you this quote I heard from someplace:
“Computer generated characters having sex will never be real- it’s way too weird- it will never be arousing- it’s just weird.”
Well bite your tongue sir ’cause Jimmy Cameron used his Titanic millions to make a fully computer generated “chick” totally believable, totally sexy and completely erotic- I would jack off to her. I would.
When you watch the film, if you haven’t seen it already, it’s about ten-foot tall blue aliens and at first when you see them you get that typical, “Oh yeah they aren’t real they’re computer generated,” but then something weird happens – you believe these blue things are real because they look real and when the sex scene happens you start to get aroused. At least I did. I wanted them to do it. I was interested- took interest in their genitals- despite the fact that they have alien genitals and hairy tails. But I never see their genitals (you do however see some tit and some nip) and that’s gonna change, cause I know for a fact there’s a lot of perverts out there that jack off to internet computer-generated porn. I guarantee you, you will see in the coming months, “Avatar porn.”
Things will never be the same now with this brand new technology of face-motion capture. Now people have the power to make any character have sex with any other and it will be totally real, totally cool, and completely erotic.
Imagine now all the geeks and dorks of the world uniting and elevating computer-generated porn to a new completely erotic level. Think of all the possibilities- Spock banging Pippi Longstocking, Bettie Boop banging Luke Skywalker or Charlie Chaplin banging Elvira- the possibilities are endless!
THE BOTTOM LINE: Thanks to Jimmy Cameron, all dorks, geeks and perverts of the world can unite to make higher quality computer-generated porn.
♦♦♦♦ out of ♦♦♦♦ stars
STARRING: A bunch of giant anorexic Smurfs, some humans and a guy in a wheel chair
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Things will never be the same now with this brand new technology of face-motion capture. Now people have the power to make any character have sex with any other and it will be totally real, totally cool, and completely erotic.
