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Umm.. this one is about rat jerky and dollin’ up Sylvie.
Carl also returns (minus his hand) and now owns Justin’s smoothie shop. Josh tries to get people to eat his jerky. Funny shit. Enjoy!
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Taking place in Justin’s smoothie shop, this issue is sure to be an instant classic. Josh convinces Justin to put in a rotisserie chicken machine and Justin agrees in order to impress Mary from the High Places. We also get introduced to Carl, Justin’s best customer.
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Another origin story around Justin – this time we learn why Justin learned to play the guitar and how he really has never had much luck with women. Also Josh has sex with a ham.
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It’s party time! And when Josh gets invited to a party – he always shows up on time. Well, for anyone who’s ever gone to a party – you should know that nobody shows up on time. Josh tells his best buddy Justin exactly what happened at the party – every last depressing detail.
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Easily the most popular Crass Sophisticate issue, and some of Justin’s best work to date. Just to be clear, every guy masturbates. If you’re a guy, you were probably masturbating before checking this site – or perhaps you plan on masturbating afterwards – either way, masturbation is something that every guy can relate to. However, Justin learns that there can be too much of a good thing and readers will laugh and cry at this heart-warming, incredibly crass chronicle of Justin’s puberty.
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Sweet home, Chicago! Crass Sophisticate takes on it’s hometown celebrities – Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston and Richard Roeper dine at the Holiday Club and we learn the real reasons when Brad left Jen for Angelina.
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